
"Actual translation (with imitated crappy absence of punctuation):
to create battle Groups use your capital/mini hammer coordinates
do not ever leak or tell anyone your MAIN HAMMER coordinates
try to have 2 hammers (mini & main hammer)
as much as you can, use your mini hammer for war
regard"
Maybe it's just cuz I have a long day/I've been frustrated by my inability to understand (fine..."inability to find an interest in" is a more accurate description) financial markets..that's why I snapped when I got this.
Wow. No shit, Sherlock. Captain Obvious to the rescue. If you must teach noobs, this is a bad idea. Teach them what the fuck a hammer should be.

Tranlation:
"for those of you nearby" please send defensive troops to
(98|-25)
thx"
Two noob IGMs in a day. No, within half a day. I wanna smash someone's face.