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...if only it’s to something cool ._.

In an effort to save what little remains of my social life, I’m going to stop talking
about Travian 90% of the time and blog about it instead.


...since that’s what people with stuff no one else wants to hear about do


Sunday, 3 October 2010, 00:30
Cora's Artifacts Prediction

An unknown noob will arise one day and notice an artifact village a few squares away from his cluster in the boonies. Excited, said noob will send countless of his infantry troops from every village to their death in an attempt to gain the artifact. After a massive bloodshed, the noob will finally conquer the artifact.

A few hours later, a cry of ****strated anger can be heard throughout the s1 world as someone who had sent his hammer out for hours found his troops attacking an abandoned artifact village. After recovering from his fit of apoplexy, angry dude would run to leadership with cries of, “Omfg do something!!!”

Leadership will tell the noob to return the artifact.

Noob will get on forums and go emonerdrage, accusing leaders of favourtising big players.
Flaming occurs, dereps fly.

Finally, another noob will arise and join in the flaming thinking it’s the fastest way to be cool on the Travi-forums.

Forum veterans will not be impressed by this attempt at gaining Travian street cred and yell, “IGN or gtfo!”


After which some lone dissenter will yell, “Tits or gtfo!” in an attempt to be unique (I’m looking at you guys, Baron, El Che, itsme & elfuaso)

If original noob poster is female, this will be followed with enthusiastic cries of, “MOAR B00BZ!!!”, if male, there will be horrified cries of, “Hell no!!! If I want to see moobs, I can take of my shirt and look down.”


Somehow, someone will manage to link the current drama to palistus vs Luissss drama and more flaming ensues.

Aquias will eventually post in an attempt to be the sole voice of reason, only to discover forum goers prefer irrational, shrill drama *****s, and only tolerate him cuz he’s fun to sexually harass.

The report abuse button would once again be abused and the fury of the mods will descend upon the s1 forums.

Threads will be locked. Threads will be deleted. The forum is once again dead.

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